So, ladies, did you want Santa with presents? There you go! Here are nice fireworks, which will look so cute in your buttholes. There are all shapes and sized in stock, you can be sure that one will fit nicely into your rosebud, just make sure to light it beforehand. Moving on to X-mas bells now. Santa thinks that your nipples are the ideal location for them, c’mon, darling, shake your boobs to let horny Santa sing his favorite “Jingle Bells”.
Wait a second, how could’ve Santa flown to us without his faithful stags? 
Oh, there they are. Stags need to be whipped to do their job properly, did you get the meaning?
Hey, what about the most important holiday feat, the Christmas tree? Don’t we have one yet? Well, in that case that blonde in green socks with bondaged breasts is going to be the one. Don’t you know how to be a proper X-mas tree, girl? Right, you need a huge stick down your ass to act like one. Now everything is ready, Santa has already prepared the holiday for us.